Here are some phrases that one would be smart to remember. Who knows when you could a phrase like this;
-"If I bought a new Cadillac and you were sittin' on a feather, we'd both be tickled"
-"I'm sweatin' more than a pregnant fox in a forest fire!"
-"I used to try my hand at the ol' licorice stick (clarinet). And the ol' slush pump (trombone).
An old volunteer I work with uses phrases like this all day and it makes me laugh my guts out. Then, when I don't know what the phrases mean (like the first one), he says, "Petey, where'd you grow up? Under a rock?"